"I think my wife is dead" joke

Willy and Al are sitting on a park bench. Willy says, "So Al, how's the wife?"
"Tell you the truth, Will, I think she's dead."
Shocked, Willy says, "How can you say such a thing. Whaddaya mean she's dead?!?"
"Well, the sex is the same, but the dirty dishes are piling up in the sink."

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