"I really need to go pee" joke
A young courting couple are out for a romantic walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll his lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when she says "I hope you don't mind but I really do need to go pee"
Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity he suggests she go behind this hedge.
She nods in agreement and disappears behind the hedge.
As he waits he can hear the sound of tight nylon knickers rolling down voluptuous legs and imagines what is being exposed. Unable to contain his animal thoughts a moment longer he reaches through a gap in the foliage, his hand touching her leg He quickly brings his hand further up her thigh until suddenly and with great astonishment finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage hanging between her legs!
He shouts in horror "My God Mary have you changed your sex!?"
"No," she replies, "I've changed my mind, I'm taking a shit instead.
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