"I drink beer to celebrate major" joke

I drink beer to celebrate major events, such as the fall of communism, or the fact that our refrigerator is still working.

A computer is almost human - except that it does not blame its mistakes on another computer.

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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. more...

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I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.

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An unemployed man is desperate to support his family of a wife and three kids. He applies for a janitor's job at a large firm and easily passes an aptitude test.
The human resources manager tells him, "You will be hired at minimum wage of $5.35 an hour. Let me have your more...

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If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is the dove, what is the bird of TRUE love? The Swallow.

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