"If the bird of wisdom is an owl" joke
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is the dove, what is the bird of TRUE love? The Swallow.
A computer is almost human - except that it does not blame its mistakes on another computer.
Q: What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris?
A: Most men have no trouble finding a bar.
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and more...
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. more...
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands more...