"IFC Jokes part 13: Elephants" joke

Q - Why do elephants travel in herds?
A - Because is they traveled in flocks they might be mistaken for sheep.
Q - What did Jane say when she saw the elephants come over the hill?
A - Look, here comes the elephants!
Q - What did Jane say when she saw the elephants come over the hill wearing sun glasses?
A - Nothing - she didn't recognize them.
Q - How can you tell if there is an elephant in bed with you?
A - By the giant "E" on its pyjamas.
Q - How can you tell if an elephant has crawled under the bed during the night?
A - You are currently having an intimate relationship with the ceiling.
Q - How do you tell if an Elephant has been making love in your backyard?
A - If all your trashcan liners are missing.
Q - Why does an elephant have four feet?
A - Because 8 inches isn't enough!
Q - Where do elephants have their sex organs?
A - In their feet - If an elephant steps on you, you're fucked!
Q - Why did the Elephant cross the road?
A - Because it was handcuffed to the chicken.