"Good King Wenceslas" joke

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
Deep pan, crisp and even!
What did the grape say to the peanut butter?
"'Tis the season to be jelly!"
What do ducks do before Christmas dinner?
Pull their Christmas quackers!
What do you drain Christmas dinner brussel sprouts with?
An advent colander!
What happens when you eat Christmas tree decorations?
You get tinsel-itus!
What's the most common wine at Christmas?
Do I have to have the brussel sprouts!
Will the Christmas pudding be long?
No, it'll be the traditional round!