"Gomer Applies To Be Deputy" joke
The local sheriff was looking for a new deputy, so Gomer - known for not being the sharpest knife in the drawer - applied for the job.
"Okay, Gomer," the sheriff said, "what is 1 and 1?"
"11," Gomer replied. The sheriff thought to himself, "That really isn't what I meant, but he is right."
"Gomer, can you tell me which two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?" asked the sheriff.
"Today and tomorrow," answered Gomer. The sheriff was again surprised that Gomer had given a correct answer that he hadn't thought about himself.
"Now listen carefully, Gomer: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"
Gomer thought very hard for a few minutes and finally admitted, "I don't know."
"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for awhile?" the sheriff said.
So, Gomer wandered over to a friend's house where all his pals were anxiously awaiting news of how the interview went. Gomer was jumping for joy. "It went really great! My very first day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"
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