"Give 'Em Hell, Harry" joke
Democratic Senator Harry Reid called the proposal to make English the official language "racist." He then whispered, "We all know spics are too busy mowing lawns and making babies to learn a real language."
Senator Majority leader Harry Reid was asked if he felt there was an urgency to pass the Senate's proposed health care reform bill. To which Reid replied, "Like my friend Ted Kennedy would have said, we'll drive off that bridge when we come to it."
The Democratic Senator speaking before having his morning cup of coffee said, "I'm pleased that President Obama has forgiven me and look forward to being invited back to the White House for yet another KFC dinner."