"Four Corners" joke
A guy walks up to this farmer and asks if he can stay in his barn for the night.
The farmer replies, "Sure you can. I only have four matches though. Also watch out for the four corners of the barn."
The man replies, "Thanks for the matches and the advice.
The farmer walks him to the barn and tells the man to have a goodnight and he will see him in the morning. The man says, "thanks" and goes in the barn.
He lights the first match and looks in the first corner. He sees a beautiful woman and goes over to the corner. He fucks her and the match goes out.
He lights the second match and looks in the second corner. Much to his surprise he sees an even more beautiful woman than the first. He fucks her and the match goes out.
He lights the third match and it goes out. He lights the last match and looks in the third corner. The woman standing in the third corner is even more beautiful than the other two. He fucks her and the match goes out.
He looks at the fourth corner and decides that the person standing in the corner must be even more beautiful than the other 3 women. He fucks the person in the fourth corner and then goes to bed.
When he wakes up the 3 women are still in their corners. He looks over to the fourth corner and sees a man scraping his tounge off with his fingers.
He now understood why the farmer warned him about the four corners.
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