"Famous Last Words of a Hitman" joke

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Famous last words of a mafia hitman: "Who put the violin in the violin case?"

What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.

Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newlywed couple wanted to join a church.

The pastor said,' We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks.'

The couples agreed and came more...

My wife says I never listen... or something like that...

We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

A team of archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols, in this order of appearance: A woman, a donkey, a shovel, a fish, and a Star of David.

They decided that this was a unique more...

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