"Famous Last Words of a Hitman" joke

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Famous last words of a mafia hitman: "Who put the violin in the violin case?"

A team of archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols, in this order of appearance: A woman, a donkey, a shovel, a fish, and a Star of David.

They decided that this was a unique more...

A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand new Jeep Cherokee advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and a YSL tie leaned out of the window and asked our shepherd: more...

Q: what is pink and fuzzy?
A: Pink Fuzz
Q: What is blue and fuzzy
A: no not blue fuzz, that would b stupid, it's pink fuzz holding its breath

A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.

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