"Embarrassing Compulsion" joke
A man entered a bar and ordered a drink. He took a sip of the drink, then promptly threw the remainder in the bartender's face. Before the bartender could recover from the surprise, the man began sobbing, "I'm so sorry. I keep doing that to bartenders. You have no idea how embarrassing it is to have a compulsion like this."
Rather than being angry, the bartender was sympathetic. Before long, he was suggesting that the man see a psychoanalyst about his problem. "I happen to have the name of a psychoanalyst," the bartender said. "My brother has been treated by him and says he's as good as they come."
The man wrote down the name of the doctor, thanked the bartender, and left.
A few months later, the man returned to the bar. "Did you do what I suggested?" the bartender asked, serving the man his drink.
"I certainly did," the man said. "I've been seeing the doctor twice a week." He then took a sip of his drink, then threw the remainder in the bartender's face.
Wiping his face with a towel, the flustered bartender said, "The doctor sure doesn't seem to be doing you any good."
"On the contrary," the man said," he's done me a world of good."
"How do you figure? You just threw your drink in my face again!" exclaimed the bartender.
"That's true," the man said, "but it doesn't embarrass me anymore!"
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