"Elbow touched breast" joke
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221."
Yo Mamma Is Soo Fat
You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
Women and Toys
A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.
Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
Santa Riddle
Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!
I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.