"Earphones" joke

one day there was a blonde that would never let go of her cd player and she never toke her headphones off. but one day, she went to a barber shop to get her hair cut shorter.when she got to the barber shop, the lady told her to sit down and told her to wait at least 20 minutes because she had to finish with another customer. after 20 minutes it was her turn, so the lady asked her what kind of hair style she wanted and she said,"
a little trim will do the trick!"
but the lady asked her to take her headphones off butt the blond said no. so the barber waited until she fell asleep then she could tke the headphones off and trim her hair. when she took her headphones off, she fell out of her chair and the blond didnt even twitch a single inch. the barber was started to get worried and she called the paramedics. whe the paramedics arrived, they said that she was dead."
how?"
the barber asked. the paramedics held the earphones to his ears and the the cd was saying "
breathe in, breathe out, breathe in"
continuosly

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