"Drilling Holes" joke
A woman dies and goes to Heaven. While St. Peter is processing her, she hears a man screaming out in pain. She glances into the room and sees them drilling holes in the man's shoulders to fasten his wings.
Then, she hears a woman screaming. Again she glances into the room and sees them drilling holes in the woman's head to fasten her halo.
"I've changed my mind," the woman exclaims. "I don't want to go to Heaven. I'll go to the other place."
"I don't think you want to go down there," St. Peter replies. "They rape and sodomize you there."
"I don't care," she says. "At least I already have the holes for that!"
A woman dies and goes to heaven. As St. Peter is processing her,she hears a woman screaming in pain. She looks in the room and sees them drilling holes in the woman's shoulders to fasten the wings. Then she hears a man screaming and sees them drilling holes in his head to fasten more...