"Dr. Johnson" joke
Once there was a lady who had small tits. Well on day she heard about this doctor called Dr. Johnson.So of course she went to see him. He told her how he could help, but she had second thoughts about doing it. He told her to pinch her tits and sing, "
mary had a little lamb. its fleece was white as snow. anywhere that mary went that lamb was sure to go"
Well sure enough she did, and she went from eggs to oranges. she thought it worked so well she wanted to go to melons. well on day she was on a city bus and, she just started sing and pinching her tits. the guy that was sittin next to her said,"
hey you go to dr johnson dont you?"
she was like, "
yeah how did you know?"
all of a sudden he starts to hit his dick and starts to sing, "
hickory-dickory dock!"
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