"Dinosaur Jokes 2" joke

Q: What makes more noise than a dinosaur?
A: Two dinosaurs!

Q: What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?
A: Anything you want, it can't hear you!

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
A: Try-Try-Try-ceratops!

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Q: Which dinosaur slept all day?
A: The dino-snore!
Q: What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots?
A: Tyrannosaurus tex!

Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur?
A: Hello, hello!

Q: What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur?
A: Cheer him up!

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