"Dinner At Grandma's" joke

Little Johnny and his family went to his Grandmother's house for dinner. Everyone was seated at the table as the food was being served.
As soon as Little Johnny received his plate, he began to dig in. "Johnny, please wait until we say grace," his mother scolded.
"I don't have to," Johnny replied.
"Yes, you do," insisted his mother. "You know we always say grace before eating at our house."
"Yes, but that's at our house," Johnny replied. "This is Grandma's house and she knows how to cook!"

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