"Difference Between A Prostitute And A Lawyer?" joke
One will leave you with a smile on your face, and the other one leaves with your will.
One will give you a disease, and the other one is a disease.
One will love you and leave you, and the other one you wish would leave you alone.
One lets you lie back and enjoy it, and the other one bends you over and you don’t enjoy it.
One tells you what they’re going to do to you, and the other one won’t admit it.
One you look forward to visiting, and the other one you wish you’d never met.
One is illegal and shouldn’t be, and the other one is legal and shouldn’t be.
One gives you what you paid for, and the other one you never stop paying.
One walks the streets openly, and the other one hides in an office.
One gets arrested for soliciting, and the other one is called a solicitor.
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