"Define 'Definitely'" joke
The kindergarten teacher was explaining the definition of the word 'definitely' to her class. At the end of the lesson, she asked them to use the word in a sentence.
The first student called upon stood up and said, "The sky is definitely blue."
"At times, yes," said the teacher, "but that isn't entirely correct because sometimes it's grey and cloudy."
Another student stood up and said, "The grass is definitely green."
"It should be," replied the teacher, "but if it doesn't get enough water, it turns brown, so that isn't really correct."
Little Johnny, at the back of the class, stood up and asked, "Do farts have lumps?"
Annoyed at the question, the teacher replied, "No, they do not, and that is not a suitable question for our discussion."
"Then, I definitely shit my pants!" said Johnny.
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