"DailyComedy Fake Quote of the Week" joke

June 18 - June 24

"I didn't have time to giftwrap it. It just came out of the dog's ass."

- Alec Baldwin's daughter Ireland, giving him his Father's Day present.

What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

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