"Cross eyed cow" joke
Two polock farmers have a herd of caddel, but they have one problem. A cross eyed cow keeps reproducing with cows and the spawn come out cross eyed.
Well the polocks decied to call the vet to see what to do. the vet tells them he can fix it but for $500 the polocks agree.
The vet comes out with a pipe and shoves it up the bulls ass and tells the polocks when the bulls eyes are strate to tell him. They do and it worked.
About 6 months later the polocks find the bull cross eyed but the do not want to pay $500 to get the vet to fix it.
So one polock gets a pipe and shoves it up the cows ass the tells the other one to tell him when the bulls eyes are straight but it fails.
So the switch around but the polock that tried firs saw the second polock taking the pipe out and switching it around so the first polock asks, "what the hell are you doing."
The second one replys, "i dont want to put my lips the same place as yours."
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