"Covering Up" joke
One very hot summer day, a priest, a minister and a rabbi went for a hike. Sweating and exhausted, they came upon a small lake. Since it was in a fairly secluded area, they removed all their clothes and jumped in the water.
Feeling refreshed, they got out of the water and just as they were crossing an open area, who should come along but a group of women from the town.
Not able to get to their clothes in time, the priest and the minister covered their privates and the rabbi covered his face as the three of them ran for cover.
After the women left, they put their clothes back on. The priest and the minister then asked the rabbi why he covered his face instead of his privates.
"I don't know about you two," explained the rabbi, "but in MY congregation, it's my face they would recognize."
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