"Christmas Question And Answer 9" joke
Q: Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden?
A: Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!
Q: Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
A: Because they both have “Sandy claws”!
Q: What does Father Christmas call his money?
A: Iced lolly?
Q: What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
A: Santa pause!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark?
Q: Where does Santa buy his gardening tools from?
A: Frosty the Hoeman
Q: Why is Rudolph always wet?
A: Because he is a rain-deer
Q: Why did the elf put a clock in Santa's sleigh?
A: He wanted to see time fly
Q: Why is the Christmas alphabet different from the regular alphabet?
A: No "L" (Noel)
Q: What is the name of the tenth reindeer?
A: Olive (the other reindeer)
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