Hoe Jokes

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    Q: Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden?
    A: Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!

    Q: Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
    A: Because they both have “Sandy claws”!

    Q: What does Father Christmas call his money?
    A: Iced lolly?

    Q: What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
    A: Santa pause!

    Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark?
    A: Frostbite

    Q: Where does Santa buy his gardening tools from?
    A: Frosty the Hoeman

    Q: Why is Rudolph always wet?
    A: Because he is a rain-deer

    Q: Why did the elf put a clock in Santa's sleigh?
    A: He wanted to see time fly

    Q: Why is the Christmas alphabet different from the regular alphabet?
    A: No "L" (Noel)

    Q: What is the name of the tenth reindeer?
    A: Olive (the other reindeer)

    No woman is going to wear the same outfit year after year!
    What do you call Santa's helpers?
    Subordinate Clauses.
    Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas?
    Because they were originally made for children but Dad wants to play with them.
    Why does Santa wear red underwear?
    Because he's a man - he did all his laundry in one load.
    What does Santa Claus like to do in his garden?
    Hoe, hoe, hoe!
    Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
    He sold his soul to Santa.
    What do you call people who are afraid of Santa?
    Claustrophobic!
    What do you call a teenager who doesn't believe in Santa?
    A rebel without a Claus!
    Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
    You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit!

    What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
    Santa Clues!

    What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?
    Freeze a jolly good fellow!

    What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
    Santapplause!

    Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
    Santa Jaws!

    Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden?
    Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!

    Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
    Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

    What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
    Santa pause!

    What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective? Santa Clues! Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition. Now thats what you call pot luck! What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday? Freeze a jolly good fellow! What do you call a man who claps at Christmas? Santapplause! Twinkle Twinkle chocolate barSanta drives a rusty carPress the starterPress the chokeOff he goes in a cloud of smoke! Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws! Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden? Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe! Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas? Because they both have "Sandy claws"! What does Father Christmas call his money? Iced lolly? What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents? Santa pause!

    What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
    Santa Clues! Father Christmas wins a saucepan in a competition.
    Now that`s what you call pot luck! What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?
    Freeze a jolly good fellow! What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
    Santapplause! Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar
    Santa drives a rusty car
    Press the starter
    Press the choke
    Off he goes in a cloud of smoke! Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
    Santa Jaws! Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden?
    Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe! Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
    Because they both have "Sandy claws"! What does Father Christmas call his money?
    Iced lolly? What`s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
    Santa pause!

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