"Chitty chitty bang bang" joke

There were three female explorers who decided that they would go explore the African jungle together. One blonde, one brunnette and one redhead.
They were near the middle of the jungle when a rare african tribe surrounded them. The tribe said that the gods have sent them more...

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

Knock knock
whose there?
willy
willy who?
willy he bang me harder?

Chuck Norris does not travel at the speed of light. The speed of light travels at Chuck Norris