"Bang" joke

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Knock knock
whose there?
willy
willy who?
willy he bang me harder?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Isaac!
Isaac who?
Isaac'ly who do think this is?

Once there was a farmer who sired four daughters. After they reached
puberty, he fretted for their virtue and always answered the door with a
loaded shotgun in his hands.
One night he answered a knock at the door to find a young man standing at
his threshold. The more...

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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hairline

by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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Swagasorous:This was so complicated and long, would someone please explain it?
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