"Bang" joke

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Knock knock
whose there?
willy
willy who?
willy he bang me harder?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Emma!
Emma who?
Emma bit cold out here, can you let me in?

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?
Nevermind, it's pointless.

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

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Swagasorous:This was so complicated and long, would someone please explain it?
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