"Bang" joke

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Knock knock
whose there?
willy who?
willy he bang me harder?

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I
have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do
you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I
have an elderly more...

Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!



All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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Swagasorous:This was so complicated and long, would someone please explain it?
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