"Checking Account" joke
A miserable old man walked into the bank and yelled at the teller, "I want to open a damn checking account!" Astonished by his rudeness, the teller said, "Pardon me sir, I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"
"Listen up, dammit. I said I want to open a damn checking account immediately!" he snapped.
"I'm sorry sir, but we don't tolerate that type of language here," she said.
Upset by his behavior, the teller went to tell the manager about the situation. The manager accompanied her back to the old man and asked, "What appears to be the problem?"
"There's no fucking problem, dammit," said the man. "I just won $50 million in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account!"
"Oh, I see, sir," said the manager, with a grin, "and this bitch is giving you a hard time?"
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