"Armless drinker" joke
A man with no arms walked up to a bar and asked for a beer. The bartender shoved the foaming glass in front of him. “Look, ” said the customer, “I have no arms - would you please hold the glass up to my mouth? ” “Sure”, said the bartender, and he did. “Now, ” said the customer, “I wonder if you’d be so kind as to get my handkerchief out of my pocket and wipe the foam off my mouth. ” “Certainly. ” And it was done. “If, ” said the armless man, “you’d reach in my right hand pants pocket, you’ll find the money for the beer. ” The bartender got it. “You’ve been very kind, ” said the customer. “Just one thing more. Where is the men’s room? ” “Out the door, ” said the bartender, “turn left, walk two blocks, and there’s one in a filling station on the corner. ”
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