"A toast to the good life" joke

Regarding the benefits of abstinence, you may have heard the repartee between the abstainer, General Montogomery, and the gay liver, Winston Churchill. Said Monty:' I don't drink, I don't smoke and I am 100 per cent fit.'
Answered Winnie:' I smoke, I drink, I am 200 per cent fit.'

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