"A balanced biosphere?" joke
This is a paraphrase of a comment made in a local alternative newspaper:
The Biosphere II, which is supposed to represent a balanced
sampling of life on Earth, contains over 3500 species of
plants, animals, birds and insects. And eight white people.
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
One day a man from Alabama comes to Georgia to get an education. He goes to the first professor he sees and says, “What can you teach me?”
Shocked, the professor answers, “Well, I can teach you about the power of reasoning.”
With a questioned look on more...
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
Had to defrost the fridge last night before bed.
Or 'foreplay', as she calls it.
A married man was spending the afternoon with his girlfriend when she asked that he shave his beard.
"I do like your beard, John, but I would really love to see your handsome face," she said.
"My wife loves this beard, honey," he replied. "I more...