"A Run In With Dracula" joke
While driving through Transylvania, Sister Marie and Sister Kay stop for a red light. Out of nowhere, Dracula jumps onto the hood of their car and begins hissing through the windshield.
"Quick, Sister Marie," yells Sister Kay, "what are we going to do?"
"Turn the wipers on. That will rid us of the abomination," replies Sister Marie.
Sister Kay turns the wipes on, but Dracula hangs on and continues hissing at them. "Oh no, what are we going to do now?" she screams.
"Use the windshied washer. While we were at the Vatican, I filled it with Holy water," says Sister Marie.
Sister Kay uses the windshield washer, but although Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, he continues to hang on and hiss at them. "Now what?" screams Sister Kay.
"Show him your cross," Sister Marie says.
"Good thinking," says Sister Kay as she opens the window and yells "Get the fuck off our damn car!"
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