"ABC..." joke

Hot 1 year ago

How many letters are in the alphabet?
There are 11 letters in "THE ALPHABET"
Did you say 26? :)

251
95

Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.

Jimmy came up to his father one day and asked for a car. His father said, "Jimmy once your dick reaches your asshole, you can have a car." Two years later, Jimmy told his dad that his dick was able to reach his asshole. His father turned to him and said, "Well more...

Add a comment
remember me
follow replies
0
0
(0)
nurplepoe:I don't get it
Funny Joke? 24 vote(s). 71% are positive. 1 comment(s).