"50,000 a bullet" joke
a man and his best friend have a 12:00 pm tee time the man waits and his best friend doesnt show up he figures he mght have got held up at home and goes on without him he joins up with a guy on the first tee and he notices that this man has a very LARGE golf bag he kind of ignores it at first and continues playing golf... then he finally ask his new golfing buddy "why is your bag so big?" the other guy said "well sir to be honest... uhh maybe we should go behind that bush over there" so they go behind the bush and the man with the large bag looks around and says "alright my bag is so big because im a sniper" the man looks puzzled "like a hit man?" the hitman says "yea like a hitman would u like to see the gun i just got a new scope u should look through it" so the guy says ok and picks up the huge gun and looks through the scope and says" wow! i can see for miles....hey i can see my house and there is my wife...shes naked! and theres my best friend... hes haviung sex with my wife!!!" immediatly the guy puts the gun down and thinks for a moment then he said "how much do u charge?" the hitman responds"50,000 a bullet" and the guy says "ok fine i want u to put a bullet through her head and his dick" the hitman agrees and sights in the shot... he is standing there for about 15 minutes and doesnt shoot and the guy says"hey ur not watching them have sex are u whats taking so long shoot" and the hitman responds "dammit hold on im trying to save you 50,000 dollars"
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