Zackary Jokes

A woman, becoming more and more concerned that she may never succeed in finding a mate, decides to seek out the help of a sex therapist.
Searching through the phone book, she comes upon a Japanese doctor, who happens to be a sex therapist, and makes an appointment.
After explaining her symptoms to the doctor, he says, "Take off all crowes and crawl real fass away from me across froor."
She crawls to the other side of the room and the doctor then says, "Now, you crawl real fass back to me." She does as he says. The doctor then shakes his head and says, "You haf real bad case of Ed Zackary disease... worse case I ever see! That why you haf sex problem."
Totally confused by his diagnosis, she asks, "What is Ed Zackary disease? I've never heard of it."
The doctor replies, "Ed Zackary disease... that when your face rook Ed Zackary rike your ass!"