Witherspoon Jokes

The dentist was sitting down to dinner when he received an urgent phone call. It was Mr. Witherspoon, explaining that his teenage son had gotten himself into quite a predicament.
"See, he was kissing and making out with his girlfriend," explained Mr. Witherspoon, "and when my wife and I got home from the movies, we found them stuck together."
"I'll be right over, Mr. Witherspoon," the dentist calmly said. "and don't worry. I have to unlock teenagers' braces quite often."
"Yes," Mr. Witherspoon whispered, "but from a intrauterine device?!?"

Initial reports that Ryan Phillippe and Reese Witherspoon are separating have been confirmed by the couple's publicist. These initial reports were based on the fact that Phillippe and Witherspoon are Hollywood movie stars who have already been together over seven years.