White-eyed Jokes

Oscar got to the broken down inn and asked for a room.
"I have only one room left," said the innkeeper, "But before I give it to you, I must tell you that room is where the white-eyed ghost lives."
Oscar wasn't worried. "I'll take the room," he said, "I'm not afraid of ghosts."
That night, when Oscar went to bed, a scary voice said, "Boooo! I am the white-eyed ghost...."
"Shut up!" Oscar said, "i'm tired!"
"Boooooo" the ghost said again, "I am the white-eyed ghost!"
Oscar sat up, reached over, picked up a chair and threw it at the ghost, who disappeared. Oscar lay down again and shut his eyes.
"Boooooo!" moaned the voice from the darkness, "I am the black-eyed ghost...."