U2 Jokes

The AIDS pandemic is growing in all areas of the world, with worrisome signs of resurgence in some countries that were trumpeted as successes in combating the disease, the United Nations said yesterday.

Heavy investigation has been targeted towards Bono of U2 because he seems to have been one of the people who first noticed said pandemic and brought it to the World table. And if the old adage "Whoever smelt it, delt it." is true, charges are to be filed.

New York City yesterday briefly renamed a portion of West 53rd St "U2 Way" in honor of the Irish rock group. The city was also going to bestow the same honor on David Bowie before realizing West 53rd St doesn't go both ways.

Last night over a million people went on youtube to watch U2 stream their concert live. Their concert was the second most popular video on youtube, next to "Adorable Kitten In A Box."