Turky Jokes

on thanks giving a little boy saw his mom and dad fighting they called each outher a bitch and a bastered the boy asked what this ment the mom told him it was a polite way of saying ladies and gentalmen. the boy walked away and saw his dad sharping a knife he cut him self and said fuck the little boy asked what this word ment his dad said it ment to cut somthing the little boy walked away his mom asked him to tell every one it was time to cut the turky the little boy walked out side and said OK ALL YOU BITCHES AND BASTEREDS DAD IS ABOUT TO FUCK THE TURKY!

There was a guy who worked at a turky sperm bank.He went to a turky farm to collect sperm.
When he got there a turky came up to him and said,"goble goble,"the guy said"No fuck you dude, your getting a hand like everybody else!