Trent Jokes

There was a young man from Trent
who's dick was so long, it bent.
To save himself trouble,
He stuck it in double.
Instead of cumming, he went!

There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent, And so to save trouble, He put it in double, And instead of coming, he went!

Republican Senator Trent Lott was elected today as minority whip. Ironically, he lost his last leadership position for praising someone who whipped minorities.

10. Cover Trent's eyes and say "Guess who?"

9. Burn Trent in effigy

8. Make farting noises

7. Make beep noises when they curse

6. Two words: silly string

5. Tickle Trent during a more intense song

4. Toss a beanie baby on stage with a note attached saying "Enjoy" when they're singing "Closer"

3. Wear fake nails (nine inches long, of course), and poke everyone-including security

2. Sing stuff by *NSYNC to confuse them

1. Wear a T-shirt that says "I LOVE MARYLIN MANSON!"