Thriller Jokes

Bainbridge Township -

As riders swoop and loop on the Serial Thriller at Six Flags Ohio, hats, glasses, false teeth and an artificial leg have been known to fly through the air.

Teeth and a leg? Recently, a guest's dentures fell out on the ride. Luckily, they did not land in the lake below and were soon found. Another person lost a prosthetic leg, but it was discovered nearby. Both items were quickly reclaimed.

"People who lose shoes get upset because you have to have shoes to get on rides," Rak said. They are given vouchers to buy flip-flop sandals. Those who lose keys can leave their vehicles in the parking lot overnight if they can find a ride. Otherwise, a local locksmith will make a new key for $100 to $200, Murphy said. "He comes at least once a day," she said.

Murphy said she and others thought there was nothing new that could be lost at Six Flags until someone found a silicone breast enhancer floating in the wave more...