Q: Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? A: Because she had no guts!
Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? A: Because he is a meat eater!
A visitor at the Royal Tyrell Museum asks a museum employee: "Can you tell me how old the skeleton of that T-Rex is?"
"It is precisely 60 million and three years, two months, and eighteen days old."
"How can you know that with such precision?!"
"Well, when I started working here, one of the scientists told me that the skeleton was 60 million years old - and that was precisely three years, two months, and eighteen days ago..."
A T-rex named Farrell asked his mother if he could dress up in a tutu. His mother replied, "No! Boys don't wear tutus and dance on their tipie-toes!" Farrell yelled, "But mom!", and told his father.
His father said, "Son, I'm a balerina and I dance in a tutu." Then the mother fainted and fell on the floor.
So, father and son danced around their unconscious mother in tutus. They had so much fun and later had cookies and tea as a treat - and they used their mother as a table.
Q: Why didnt the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? A: Because she had no guts!