Sugly Jokes

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    Once upon a time there lived a beautiful young girl called Rindercella.

    Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion.

    Rindercella worked very hard frubbing scloors, emptying poss pits and shivelling shot. At the end of the day she was knucking fackered.

    The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was called Betty Swallocks. They were real forrible huckers. They had featy sweet and featy swannies.

    The sugly isters had tockets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts wouldn't let Rindercella go.

    Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her Gairy Fodmother appeared.

    Her name was Cupid Stunt and she was a light rucking fesbian with a twig bat.

    She turned a pumpkin and mix sice into a hucking cuge farriage, and six dandy ronkeys with buge hillocks and dig bicks.

    The Gairy Fodmother told Rindercella to be back by midnight or there would be a cucking more...

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