Star Jones Jokes / Recent Jokes
Dear Star Jones,
Ijust heard that you and Al Reynolds have finalized your divorce. Iunderstand your wish for privacy, since the media has been all overyour marriage, especially after Al's announcement that he used to begay. I'd like to offer some advice, but I need to know one thing: Haveyou both started seeing other men?
The Star Savior
Robert Bohannon, a North Carolina molecular scientist, has come up with a way to add caffeine to baked goods. It's good news for caffeine addicts. However, Bohannon says before he allows the secret to get out, he owes it to everyone to develop a method for subduing an over-caffeinated Star Jones.
"I will not denigrate Ms. Walters," ousted "The View" host, Star Jones, told Larry King yesterday. "I will, however, aggressively seek out SNL repeats so I may laugh at Gilda Radner's impression of her."
Now that Star Jones has been ousted, "The View" is looking to fill the "black" seat. Scheduled to audition soon are Brandy, Naomi Campbell and Britney Spears' parenting skills.