Somersaults Jokes

Man and his friend meet on the golf course and decide
to finish off the round together. The friend has a little dog
with him and, on the next green when the friend holes out with
a 20 foot putt, the little dog starts yipping and stands up on
its hind legs.
The Man is quite amazed at this clever trick of the dog's
and says, "That dog is really talented! What does it do if you
miss a putt??"
"Somersaults."
"Somersaults!!! How many of them does it do?"
"Mmm, depends on how hard I kick it up the ass!"

Bill and Ralph meet on the golf course and decide to finish off the round together. Bill has a little dog with him and on the next green, when Bill holes out with a 20 foot putt, the little dog starts yipping and stands up on its hind legs.
Ralph is quite amazed at this clever trick of the dog's and says, "That dog is really talented! What does it do if you miss a putt?" Bill replies, "Somersaults."
Ralph exclaims, "Somersaults! How many of them does it do?" Bill calmly replies, "Mmm, depends on how hard I kick it up the ass!"

A man and his friend meet at the club house and decide to play a round of golf together. The man has a little dog with him and on the first green, when the man holes out a 20 foot putt, the little dog starts to yip and stands up on its hind legs. The friend is quite amazed at this clever trick and says, "That dog is really talented! What does he do if you miss a putt?" "Somersaults," says the man. "Somersaults?!" says the friend, "That's incredible. How many does he do?" "Hmmm," says the man. "That depends on how hard I kick him in the ass."

A man and his friend meet at the clubhouse and decide to play a round of golf together. The man has a little dog with him and on the first green, when the man holes out a 20-foot putt, the little dog starts to yip and stands up on its hind legs.
The man's friend is quite amazed at this clever trick and says, "That dog is really talented! What does he do if you miss a putt?"
"Somersaults," says the first golfer.
"Somersaults!" says the friend. "That's incredible. How many does he do?"
"Hmmm," says the man. "That depends on how hard I kick him in the ass."

Santa and Banta meet on the golf course and decide to finish off the round together. Banta has a little dog with him and, on the next green when Banta out with a 20 foot putt, the little dog starts yipping and stands up on its hind legs.
Santa is quite amazed at this clever trick of the dog's and says..., "That dog is really talented! What does it do if you miss a putt??"
Banta:"Somersaults."
Santa: "Somersaults!!! How many of them does it do?"
Banta: "Mmm, depends on how hard I kick it up the ass!"