Solvent Jokes

Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.

The father was very proud when his son went off to college. He came to tour the school on Parents' Day and observed his son hard at work in the chemistry lab. "What are you working on?" he asked.

"A universal solvent," explained the son, " a solvent that'll dissolve anything."

"The father whistled, clearly impressed, then wondered aloud, "What'll you keep it in?"