Sawyer Jokes

What was the name of Tom Sawyer's fish? Huckleberry Fin!

In her Good Morning America interview with Iranian President Ahmadinejad on Monday, Diane Sawyer put on the requisite headdress.

I must say, those things can be quite flattering. Check her out:


And since it's good to be prepared, here's me:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tom Sawyer!
Tom Sawyer who?
Tom Sawyer underwear!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Tom Sawyer!
Tom Sawyer who?
Tom lashing! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Tom Sawyer!
Tom Sawyer who?
Tom Sawyer underwear!