Sardarjee Jokes

one sardarjee was appointed in the it department in the uae. before his arrival his manager send him a email saying wait in the airport one of our office staff will pick you from the air port. but this sardarjee couldnt see the mail before departure and he arrived in the airport and he went with his friend to the appointed company to hand over the passport to his manager.
Then he go to an internet cafe to see the e-mails then he saw the managers mail. sardarjee replies the mail to his manager which he already given the passport. do not send any body i already arrived.

AT a football match being played at Eden Gardens, Calcutta, which was being witnessed by around one lakh people, a Sardarjee happened to be near a group of mischievous youngsters.

Every five minutes, one of them would ask the Sardarjee teasingly with an unlit cigarette in his mouth,' Sardarjee, do you have a match box with you?'

After a few such queries, the Sardarjee got irritated and replied sarcastically,' Go on asking, boys. Jab Sulag Jaye to Jala Lena.'