Raha Jokes / Recent Jokes
Teacher-Do You Know The Meaning Of Tamsomajyotirgamay. Student-Yes, Tum So Jao Ma Main Jyoti Ke Ghar Ja Raha Hoon.
jeet: Raabert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai?
Raabert: Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakka maar raha hai.
Ajeet: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega. Lunch break mein usse phone milana.
Raabert: Yes Boss.
Ajeet: (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards, tumhari Maa hamare
kabze mein hai. ......
Jeeto: Dekho woh admi mujhe ghoor-ghoor ke dekh raha hai.
Santa: Woh to kabadia hai, raddi pe nazar rakhna uski aadat hai
PATNA autowallas have an earthy sense of humour. A poster spotted on the inside of a vehicle bore the following inscription: Phirta raha Dilli mein
par Dilwali nahin mili, Marta raha jiski yaad mein
voh Gharwali nahin mili!