Rabeinu Jokes

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    Top 16 Passover Pickup Lines
    16. Let's play 'bury the shank bone'.
    15. Gefilte fish jelly makes great lubrication.
    14. I hear that horseradish is an aphrodisiac.
    13. Have you ever done it on a seder plate?
    12. Maybe when Elijah comes, we can make it a threesome.
    11. Let's make this night really different from all others nights.
    10. Want to wander through my desert?
    9. Nice Hagadah!!!
    8. What's a girl like you doing at a seder like this?
    7. Rabeinu, Moshe Rabeinu. OO7!
    6. Would you like to play with my matzah balls?
    5. Can I part your Red Sea?
    4. There's no law against leavened _______!!!
    3. I've got a Ramses in my pockets that wants to put you back into slavery!
    2. May I climb your Mt. Sinai's?
    AND THE NUMBER ONE PASSOVER PICKUP LINE....
    1. Wanna look for MY afeikomen?

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