Piglets Jokes / Recent Jokes
Where did the piglets study their ABC's? At a school for higher loining.
Why did the piglets do badly in school? They were all slow loiners.
Why did the piglets get in trouble in their biology class? They ate all the specimens.
Why did the piglets get in trouble in their stained glass class? They stained it with mud.
Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig? Because he was an old boar.
Why wouldnt the sow let her piglets play with toads? She didnt want them to grow into wart hogs.
Why wouldnt the piglets mother let her read romantic novels? She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.